Friday, February 03, 2006

guys, pay very very VERY close attention to this entry. it may very well save your butt when you get into a relationship.

taken from khaing's myspace blog:

50 ThiNgS GiRLs WiSH GuYs KnEw
1. Dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about you all the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
11. Always introduce us to your girl friends as your girlfriend!
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Dont take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.
19. Never, ever, ask us if we are PMSing!!!
20. Do not start with us. you will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. Not all girls eat like birds, some of us eat like you!
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. We are always thinking about you.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. If you do not go all the way with us, dont tell your friends you did. If you DO go all the way, dont tell your friends you did!
35. Be aware of all male relatives... they will kick your butt at the drop of a hat, some will do it without the hat!
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. Some girls are fine with paying half on the first date, but after that youre on your own!
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.
40. Dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid guy to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a girl.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too, so dont make fun of them.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
46. Just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
47. A girl doesnt want to hear shes hot, what she wants to hear is that shes beautiful.
48. Dont say you love me if you dont mean it, we might do something stupid, like believe it.
49. Dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
last night i got in bed and felt crappy. then the girls came back from ice skating. i can't ice skate so i didn't go. all of them felt crappy too! briggitte, giselle, heidi, and i all had issues and felt like crap. it's so weird. we seem to do everything together: travel as a pack, get our periods at the same time, feel crappy about similar things at the same time. giselle suggested that we pull an all nighter and watch "donnie darko." we didn't stay up all night but we did watch the movie. it's trippy! we fell asleep around 4:30ish. my roomies are the best! i love those girls! i'm really happy with my current living arrangement. it's so much fun and strangly i get more homework done faster ever since they moved in. there is so much laughter, farting, venting, and stupidity in our "home." i'm glad those girls are my friend. aww, friends forever! =D

Thursday, February 02, 2006

it's 12 am and i'm feeling kind of emo. i am not quite sure why. i had a pretty good day, i went out with friends, we had long talks, but still this emo feeling. i haven't felt this way in a long time so i'm not sure what to do.
random thought: the age 19 is the most pointless year. it is the last year of your teenage life, but it's still pointless, at least to me. in 24 hours i start me pointless year. whomp.
i don't know what to write. i thought this would somehow help but i just feel frustrated.
giselle: jen, this is going to sound weird but i like your boobs.
me: what!?!
giselle: i like that they are so big. i have never had a friend with boobs as big as your's.

then she leaves me a comment on myspace:


stewie likes your boobies too... :D
i finally gave in.. i took a nap.
my roomies keep calling me a hippie, and jon too. i take a drawing class and every time i have to draw, they make fun of me and call me a hippie. i guess there are other factors like being the one that recycles, but i guess i am the hippie of the group. wOOt.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

people don't blog/xanga anymore. that makes me sad. =(

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

i am proud to say i am the individual responsible for getting my roomies addicted to "family guy."

Sunday, January 29, 2006

wow. people disclose waaaaay too much information about their sex lives.
i vastly underestimated how many people have sex at my school, specifically drunken one night stands. =/