things from people's aim profiles:

to do something totally crazy for someone because it hurts you inside that your not with that person. because you have that image in the back of your mind that one day you two will be together. to do everything humanly possible just to get noticed or to humiliate yourself just to get one glance and a smile. and that in the end you found out what you only believed, that the juice is worth the squeeze. that by doing the unthinkable you can achieve the unreachable and that is more perfect that love in itself, it is love with meaning. - bkxbawler


girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....You're not pretty you're beautiful. i dont want to be with you forever. i NEED to be with you forever, and i wouldnt cry if you walked away...i'd die - forbidden pinoi


There are these two twin old men that go into the same bar everyday. The bartender at the bar hates one of the twins, but the only way he could tell the difference between the one he hates and the one he likes is because the one that he hates drinks very slow, but the one that he likes drinks fast. So one day the bartender decides to kill the one that he hates. So when they came in that day he put the same amount of the drink in their cups, the same amount of ice, and the same amount of poison. The twin that he hates dies and the other lives. How can this be?


They come at night without being called and are lost in the day
without being stolen. What are they?